My question mark is working... who thinks I can go through a whole blog without using i... this is not promising.
My last two blogs have been fairly serious. One was about narcissism and art, the other was about terrorism and the negative affects upon society that hate has. This one should probably be less serious.
Maybe I should go with something funny and lighthearted! Technically I should've used a question mark there, but I went for a dramatic effect instead. Don`t question it, I`m an artist.
Instead of any of that, I am going to share with you a section from my memoir, which is what I am currently writing. The following section is about my first real friendship, and how it shaped my entire life. Ashley was the first person to read it, and she loved it. I hope you all enjoy it as well.
Ashley
was my first best friend. Probably my first friend period since we were the
same age and neighbours, but saying she was my first best friend doesn’t sound
as sad. I mean, I don’t want people feeling sorry for me yet. That’s reserved
for future chapters!
Ahem.
Back to the topic at hand: Ashley. Ashley was a lot like me. We even kinda
looked alike (sorry Ash): wavy light blonde hair, bright eyes, our families
dressed us alike, it was uncanny. I have a habit of showing people a picture of
Ash and I when we were around three and asking them to point out which one I
was. Much to the belittling of my already belittled ego, they often point at
Ashley. I’m sure I would get a much different answer with a more modern picture
(at least I’m sure Ashley hopes I would), but I enjoy my little game that allows people
to take shoots at my fragile male ego.
(this is the picture. I’m on the right. I think)
We
were neighbours with her grandparents, and through some stuff that is none of
anyone’s business, she often stayed with them. All this time with her
grandparents allowed us to spend copious amounts of time with each other. We
would run around the backyard, eat cookies, drink lemonade, and everything else
proper southern children were supposed to do.
Don’t
look at me like that. Nanaimo is pretty south for Canada.
She
was always there, and for those few years in Nanaimo, we grew up together. The
foundations of who we would become were laid in our time spent together, and it
would be evident, years later, that both of our foundations were fairly
similar. We would both grow into the people that we are today based on the
experiences and lessons we learnt together at that young age. She was my first
best friend, she is my oldest friend, and to this day she is still my sister.
On
a weird segue from that emotional paragraph, into something which may seem
slightly incestuous now: she was also my first kiss. She says I initiated it.
I’m pretty sure she did though. I was, and am, a gentleman and a scholar, and
would never dream of kissing a lady without her express permission.
I
was… three? Sure. We’ll say three. Ashley and I were hanging out in the massive
backyard, sitting on one of the Harleys. I was looking fly as hell (as fly as
anyone could in the early 90s) with my khaki shorts, white sun hat, and yellow
framed shades (possibly the same ones I stared that cop down with). I was
sitting in front, it was my Hog after all, and she riding behind. She looked
nowhere near as fly I did. It would have been physically impossible for anyone
else to look that fly in that close of proximity. Probably would’ve caused an
explosion or something. I was looking back her, chatting it up, playing it
super cool, when she had the nerve—the audacity!—to lean forward and give me a
quick peck on the lips! I was flabbergasted! I was quite literally gobsmacked!
She smacked me right on the old gob!
Of
course, if you ask her, she will say that I kissed her, and probably a tomes
worth of other vile lies about my character. Like that I thought Theodore the
Tugboat was cooler than Thomas the Tank. Thomas the Tank for life son!
Although… Theodore the Tugboat was pretty ballin’.
My
time spent with Ashley was probably the most significant and important part of
my early childhood. I’m not kidding about that. After we moved to Gabriola
Island in 1994, I didn’t hear from her for nearly fifteen years. This was the
90s. Calling people on a different island was hassle and expensive, the
internet was barely public, and even mailing letters was hard to do. So we fell
out of each other’s lives.
And
for fifteen years I forgot how important she was in my life. How integral she
was to my state of being.
Then, one night in grade 12, I was sitting at
my computer chatting with friends on MSN (MSN was like Facebook chat, but way
cooler) and Facebook, when I got a friend request and a message from some girl.
The message was basically this: “Hey. My aunt says that we knew each other when
we were kids.”
Enticing.
So I added her, and we began messaging back and forth. As we messaged all the
memories came flooding back. The fact that I called her Ash and she called me
Yak. The time spent outside in the perennial sunshine of our childhood. The
fact that we hadn’t seen or heard from each other in a decade and a half was
not a hindrance. We were as in sync as we had been when we were four. We began
calling each other, and would just spend hours chatting, catching up on the
past fourteen years. My parents and I went out to Vancouver that summer (2008)
to spend time with family, and Ashley and I made plans to meet up and hang out
for the first time since we were four.
She
was still living in Nanaimo at the time, so she came over on the ferry with her
grandma, and her aunt (the one that found me on Facebook), and we all reunited
at Horseshoe Bay.
I
don’t know how to explain that afternoon. When we saw each other, it was as if
those fourteen years had never happened. We were as comfortable with each other
as we had been all those years before. Our minds were in sync. We made the same
jokes. We liked the same kind of pop culture. Listened to the same genres of
music. Had the same opinion on all important matters (Harry Potter and Star
Wars). We acted the same as each other. We even were dressed in the same
colours (honestly, it was not planned).
We
were like two sides of the same person. We even liked and disliked the same
foods. It was uncanny how alike we were.
We
spent that afternoon making obscure pop culture references, and some not so
obscure, that neither of our families got, but we understood each and every
one.
When
I said that those early years laid the foundations of who we would become, I
wasn’t being over dramatic, or exaggerating, I was simply stating a fact. We
spent almost every day of our toddlerhood together, and then the next fourteen
years apart, but when we were reunited we were almost identical. Those first
four years of my life were not just the foundation; they were the complete blue
print of my life. Everything that I would do, everything that I would come to
love and enjoy, everything I am stems from those times spent with Ashley.
Which
seems like an incredible burden to place on a four year old.
I
felt like a whole person that afternoon. Like all my separate parts were
rejoined. That evening, when they had to get back on that ferry, we said good
bye. It’s an odd experience having to say good bye to someone that you haven’t
seen in so long. Someone who shaped your very being, and then was lost for over
decade. How in the cosmic realm is one supposed to say good bye to that person?
With
ice cream cones.
Ice
cream cones answer most of life’s most pressing and existential questions.
We
got ice cream, slowly walked over to the boarding area, and tearfully hugged
goodbye with promises to stay in better contact.
Saying
other half sounds like I’m being romantic, but that is not the case. I have no
memories of my early childhood that do not include Ashley, no important, life
defining early age event that did not include her in some way. She was part of
me, in the same way that siblings are part of each other.
Ashley
is such a fundamental part of who I am, and I don’t know if I’ve ever actually
told her that. To be honest, writing this chapter, short as it is, was
extremely difficult. All kinds of emotions came into play, and I was flooded
with old memories and more recent regrets.
We
kept our promise for a while. Texting every day, calling once a week, but life,
as it always does, tends to get in the way. Contact began to come more
sporadically, it’s always there, but it’s a rare occurrence now. We needed to
be in each other’s lives as toddlers, and we needed to be reunited on the cusp
of adulthood, and we will eventually need each other again. But for now, we’re
just stars in the night sky: always in sight, but never in contact.